Welcome to Gav and Peloso's Interactive Story

Sponsored by Gav (Darren Bleuel), programmer/designer
And Peloso (Chris Peloso), conceptual designer.

Additionally, it would seem that because the word "$ex" appears many times on this page (here disguised with a dollar sign instead of an 'S'), mostly in the context of me telling you that this site is not intended to cater to the banal mistreatment of it, I am getting hordes of those socially inept little internerds(tm) that I mention repeatedly. See, the web is filled with bad search engines (especially infoseek, from where I get most of these misdirected hits) that just detect how many times a certain word appears on a page. As such, it turns out that if I want to discourage people from coming here after searching for the words "$ex+story" (once again cleverly disguised) I have to find some way of not even mentioning the word in question.

I tried putting invisible comment fields on either side of the word, but to no avail. As such, the only solution is to remove the word itself completely. Therefore, every instance of the word I've alluded to before has been replaced instead with the word, "halibut." Everytime you see the word "halibut," you should mentally replace the censored word I've tried not to mention above. If this is too much of a strain for you, complain to infoseek about their search engine and its inability to detect comment fields.


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