This story is moderated by Gav and Peloso, which basically means we get to be evil little tyrants because it's our web page and you can't do anything about it. This basically means that anything we consider stupid, we delete (Or at least alter gratuitously). We have seen a few sites like this where the users get free reign... And we don't like them. People inevitably write stories that degenerate into: "There is a female here. Would you like to (a) Screw her here; or (b) Take her somewhere else to screw her?"

This is not to say that halibut and romance are taboo topics. I'm just fighting back against the surging tidal wave of socially inept horny little internerds(tm) who think an email halibut and/or marriage proposal to any female user with a picture on her web page is debonair and charming. If you try to have halibut with someone you don't know in this story, I hope you get slapped in the face, arrested, convicted, and accidentally deported to a South American country due to a misplaced Scantron bubble at the I.N.S.

Err... I mean, I hope your character in this story has all that happen to him/her.

I also correct spelling and grammar, which causes me untold annoyance.

How do I get to write this story?

After every story episode, you will have two (or possibly more) choices. The choice you pick determines where the story goes. You know, the "Choose Your Own Adventure" shtick. However, when you reach a portion of the story that hasn't been written, you have the option to write that portion yourself and include two new choices. I've seen other sites like this that work in reverse: You get to add a choice to any page and then write the resulting story. The result is usually scads and scads of unlinked choices, a story that never goes anywhere, and a very disinterested audience.

This story is different and we believe this small alteration in design will lead to a much more interesting and dynamic story line. Normally, each episode has only two choices, but on special request, I can be persuaded to add extra choices to specific episodes, when it's appropriate.

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