Gone Fishing

You own a ship, the HMS Sequin Ballgown, and are hunting for the fish that took your leg

1. Sit in the chair.
2. Read the magazine.
3. Order the new fishing pole.

Points of interest:

• You meet a mermaid in a seaside tavern
4. Get the rod by any means necessary.
5. Wait out the storm.
6. Angelo's Tavern?
7. Approach her.
• The mermaid forces you to return to Atlantis with her
8. Accept her offer
9. Say "No way!"
• The mermaid's husband interrupts an affair between you and the mermaid
8. Accept her offer
9. Say "Only if you hold my hand."
10. Go to her room
• You and your mermaid lover are captured by some merman thugs
11. Be a merman, go for it!
12. Head for the nearest hair salon
• Fall into a haunted underwater pit
9. Say "Only if you hold my hand."
10. Get out of there like a chicken!
• Zug Ziggens
6. Angelo's Tavern?
7. Forget it. Go get a drink.
8. Introduce yourself to the stranger.
• A tall woman in a dark suit asks you to guard her briefcase
6. Angelo's Tavern?
7. Forget it. Go get a drink.
8. Say "No, I would rather fish by myself."
9. Take a seat at the open table by the fireplace
• You fall into the sea and are washed into a storm sewer
6. Angelo's Tavern?
7. Forget it. Go get a drink.
8. Say "No, I would rather fish by myself."
9. Remain seated on the stool at the bar
10. Pay up your tab and leave
• You meet Satan in the form of a gorgeous blonde
5. Wait out the storm
6. Rocky's Tavern?
7. Ignore the old coot and talk to the woman
• Satan follows you into Angelo's Tavern after a scuffle
8. Vanquish her back to the pits of hell
9. Go to the tavern
10. Have a seat at the bar and check out the lovely angel
• You meet Saint Peter in Angelo's Tavern
8. Vanquish her back to the pits of hell
9. Go to the tavern
10. Ask the boy what he is doing
• Trixy and the cave of eternal losers
8. Vanquish her back to the pits of hell
9. Brag at the bait shop
10. Go back home
• You sell your soul to the devil
6. Rocky's Tavern?
7. Ignore the old coot and talk to the woman
8. Buy her a drink
9. Sign the document on the dotted line
• You dress in drag using the devil's red dress
10. Go with the she-devil
11. Harpoon the she-devil
12. Pull on the red dress, apply false nails, and head for the nearest drag club.
• You sell your basketball season tickets to the devil
8. Buy her a drink
9. Read it first
10. Sign the contract - after all, she could've been asking for a whole lot more
• You meet "The Boss"..... Bruce Springstein
11. Ask where she went
12. Slip into a drunken rage and ask to speak to The Boss
• You invite the devil to a basketball game
8. Buy her a drink
9. Read it first
10. Refuse to give up the tickets - after all, those things are more precious than your *soul* to you
11. You could invite her to join you at the games
• You are surrounded by admirers who think you are hunting "Doby Mick"
6. Rocky's Tavern?
7. Talk to the guy
8. Agree to stay with the guy for tonight
• Your high-tech fishing rod is stolen
6. Rocky's Tavern?
7. Talk to the guy
8. Tell him where he can shove his Doby Mick
9. Make some breakfast first
• A beautiful lady appears on your boat
4. Get the rod by any means necessary
5. Push onward, Ahab!!
• An old man gives you a business card that says "Three wishes granted, free of charge" in exchange for your first catch
6. Go to the cabin with the beautiful lady
7. Invite her to stay
8. Go fishing
9. Examine the footprints closely
10. Reel it in
11. Sell the fish
• You catch a girl out at sea who claims to be your daughter
12. Put the card in your pocket and forget about it...That crazy old man probably believed it, poor guy
13. Help the little girl aboard
• You collect your three wishes
11. Sell the fish
12. Check the address out, it could lead to something interesting
13. Enter the building
14. Say "No, but I want three wishes"
• You catch the fish that took your leg, but an animal rights activist comes to stop you
8. Go fishing
9. Examine the footprints closely
10. Reel it in
11. Put the fish on your own line in hopes of catching the fish that took your leg
• Searching for some form of propulsion for your boat
8. Go fishing
9. Examine the footprints closely
10. Spear it
• You follow a trail of footprints to where a big man ambushes you with a gun
8. Go fishing
9. Follow the footprints to wherever they lead
• Dana accuses you of killing her husband, the mayor
10. Attack the man, fight for the gun
11. Hold the man at gun point
12. Hit the man with a really big stick, and run like heck
13. Take his wallet and run
14. Go back to the bank with the key
• The Grand Tour of Hell
15. Push her out the passenger door
16. Go back inside to show her that the many many bullet holes are the most probably cause of her husband's death
17. Go back to the car and drive home
18. Shove the gun out of the way and flee
19. Touch the red light labeled Hell
20. Shoot yourself
21. To put off eternal damnation a little longer and take the Grand Tour
• The Natural Born Killers adventure (I don't know what else to call it)
15. Push her out the passenger door
16. Start the car and drive away
17. Dump Dana outta the car
• You shoot up Suzi's All-Nite E-Z Drive-Thru
18. Get off at the next exit
19. Turn around and blow them away with the shotgun you got this morning at Dana's
• You race down the freeway in a stolen Ferrari
20. Look for a back way out
21. Take the Ferrari for a test drive
• Unaware of your psychotic state, Gary Payton asks you to become an NBA referee
17. Dump Dana outta the car
18. Put the pedal to the metal
• Yoda sends you on a trip through time
15. Push her out the passenger door
16. Start the car and drive away
17. Dump the other body you have in the backseat
• The martian king Ming gives you and Buck Rogers a ride to the nearest M class planet
18. The future...
19. Go far into the future
20. Continue with the decontamination
21. Do you give the plastic sausage to the martians as a peace offering
• Molten Thoughts Inc.
4. Get the rod by any means necessary
5. Push onward, Ahab!!
6. Go to the cabin with the beautiful lady
7. Invite her to stay
8. Leave the boat and follow the address on the card
• You are left tied on a cliff next to a bomb set to go off in 30 seconds
9. Yes, could I see Laura?
10. Climb into the last jar
11. Examine your restraints
12. Beg for mercy?
13. Answer her question
• You eat dinner with 18 of Molten Thought Inc.'s test subjects
9. Yes, could I see Laura?
10. Climb into the last jar
11. Scream for help?
12. Spill your guts and try to talk your way out of this?
13. Accept her help, and go have some dinner
14. Proceed on to have some dinner with the group of diverse people
15. Wait, maybe something will happen
• You take your woman captor hostage with a knife
9. Yes, could I see Laura?
10. Climb into the last jar
11. Scream for help?
12. Spill your guts and try to talk your way out of this?
13. Attack her and grab for the knife in her dress
• A guard from Molten Thoughts Inc. follows you to "The Narwhale's Tusk," your favorite tavern
9. Yes, could I see Laura?
10. Open the jars
11. You make a break for the door and escape this hellhole!
12. Find a local watering hole
• You hide in a room full of jars containing human figures
9. Yes, could I see Laura?
10. Open the jars
11. Your curiosity gets the better of you: you must discover the secret behind MOLTEN THOUGHTS. Desperately you cast about for a hiding place...
• Laura joins you in the fight against Molten Thoughts Inc.
12. Search the room for hidden exits
13. Begin releasing the people trapped in jars
14. Pray that Laura is actually a good guy and is on your side
• You enter another trapdoor leading even deeper into Molten Thoughts Inc.
12. Search the room for hidden exits
13. Look for an alternate exit
14. Go down the ladder and grope your way around
• You take one of Molten Thoughts Inc.'s latest products out for a spin
9. What do you do here?
10. Tell the man your name
11. "Mind if I take it for a spin"?
• Is Laura being turned into a dream?
9. What do you do here?
10. Tell the man your name
11. "So what's Laura up to these days?"
12. Inform the man that you would like to still be a guinea pig
• You hold the boss of Molten Thoughts Inc. hostage
9. What do you do here?
10. Press for an immediate answer to your question?
11. Insist that he answer your question first?
12. Insist yet again on an answer
13. Unthinking, you send another blow aimed at his hairless jaw
• You lock the door to the main office while security police try to get in from outside
9. What do you do here?
10. Press for an immediate answer to your question?
11. Insist that he answer your question first?
12. Run away from the footsteps?
• The wench blows your other leg off
6. Go to the cabin with the beautiful lady
7. Tell her to leave
8. Chase after her, telling her she dropped her pouch
9. Drop the pouch and dive for the dumpster
• The lady's pink diary
6. Go to the cabin with the beautiful lady
7. Tell her to leave
8. Look in the pouch
• You are swallowed by a giant whale
6. Avoid getting personal by minding the storm
7. Go to the raft
8. "No way lady, I'll take my chances."
• You discover an entire village inside the whale
9. Explore the whale
10. Say "No, but I'll help you look if we ever get out of here."
11. Go into the stomach and find out what that bell is from
• You dream that you fly to the moon with unlimited power
6. Avoid getting personal by minding the storm
7. Go to the raft
8. "Ok I know a priest on the island"
9. Calm down and try to think this thing out. Logically, in an adult manner.
10. Just walk away
11. Yes
• The woman has magical powers and is controlling the storm
6. Avoid getting personal by minding the storm
7. Put on the life preserver
8. Swim back to the wreckage of your ship
• The woman is actually the fish that took your leg
9. "Can't you get us back to shore with more magic?"
10. "What the hey! Let's go for it!"
11. Bravely ask all those burning questions?
• You are shipwrecked on a tiny island closeby a larger one
6. Avoid getting personal by minding the storm
7. Put on the life preserver
8. Try to find the shore
9. Go ashore on the little island
• You are picked up by a prison ship and mistaken for an escaped prisoner from the island of Pau Umi
6. Avoid getting personal by minding the storm
7. Put on the life preserver
8. Try to find the shore
9. Continue swimming to the larger island
10. Turn over and float on your back
• You free Ishmael's enslaved crew on the USS Sequoia Jumpstart
4. Ask the guy to cooperate
5. Join the man gleefully on the USS Sequoia Jumpstart
6. Hire more crew
7. Do what they do in the action movies and try to wrestle the gun away from him
8. You can break out the beer and cheer
• You have a chance to harpoon Toby, the white marlin that took your leg
8. You can pick up the gun and attempt to shoot Toby
9. Look for a harpoon on deck
• Ishmael leads you to a dark, damp room below decks and demands your South Aramaic earthworms
4. Ask the guy to cooperate
5. Join the man gleefully on the USS Sequoia Jumpstart
6. Hire more crew
7. Go below deck
• The USS Sequoia Jumpstart is a flying ship!
4. Ask the guy to cooperate
5. Join the man gleefully on the USS Sequoia Jumpstart
6. Set sail now
• You are shipwrecked on an island with some non-human, hungry guests
7. "Sure!" it'd be nice to fly this baby!
8. Press the RED one
9. "Row out to the island."
10. Wave the lit let
• You sink a large boat of partyers with a shook up beer
10. Shoot off a shook up beer
• The "USS Love Boat" opens fire on you
7. "Sure!" it'd be nice to fly this baby!
8. Press the RED one
9. Radio the boat
• There is a tiny voice coming from inside the coconut you are about to eat
7. "Sure!" it'd be nice to fly this baby!
8. Press the BLUE one
9. Swim to the board and hold on!
• You are captured by natives and asked for your story by a blond-haired, blue-eyed man
7. "Sure!" it'd be nice to fly this baby!
8. Press the BLUE one
9. Push the board to Ishmael
10. It gets worse, trust me
11. Try to help Ishmael to the island
• You vs. TOBY!
11. Ditch Ishmael and swim for it alone
• Hank the Local Superhero For Hire rescues you for $299.99 + tax
7. Just sit here and enjoy the view
8. Leap over the side and face certain doom
• You fly through a great wall of blue-green water and into the lost city Atlantis
8. Hang on tight and start praying
• You are abducted by a UFO and interrogated by Mac and a man with a goatee
4. Ask the guy to cooperate
5. Insist that he join you on your ship, the HMS Sequin Ballgown
6. Give in and go on the USS Sequoia Jumpstart
7. Tell Mac you want to get the fish that took your leg off
• You are attacked by a Hydra
6. Give in and go on the USS Sequoia Jumpstart
7. Agree to go fishing for Coelocanths
8. Turn back towards the mysterious ripple
• The mysterious suitcase from Area 51
4. Ask the guy to cooperate
5. Insist that he join you on your ship, the HMS Sequin Ballgown
6. Turn and walk away from this insulting boor
7. Take the pole and run
• You are given a bionic gorilla arm
8. Do you ask her about the suitcase?
9. Keep the suitcase
10. Take the mysterious suitcase and run
11. Ask for a peg arm
• You nab Marco Giorgio, the famous cocaine kingpin, and head to the police station to collect your reward
4. Ask the guy to cooperate
5. Insist that he join you on your ship, the HMS Sequin Ballgown
6. Turn and walk away from this insulting boor
7. Get help for the man