Yeah, okay, it's a lame acronym, but we're all way into acronyms these days, and well, you just try to come up with something, buddy!
Very well, then. This is a small museum dedicated quite solely to the great works of myself. "Why, Darren?" you may ask. "Why only your own works? Is it simple vanity? Tell us, we're intently interested and we hang on your ever word."
Yes, I realize full well that there is nothing more important in the world than myself, but that's only one of many reasons why I've decided to create this virtual gallery of my own works... The main reason is a severe allergy to the laws of copyright infringement. I know I won't sue myself, 'cause I've got a great lawyer.
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enya
, that soundtrack singer extrodinaire, who always gets stuck in the New
Age section and who, like candy and k.d. lang, just can't see fit to
abide by the standardized proper noun capitalization rules #2 Ticonderoga on 20# computer paper |
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candy
, that self-denying imaginary girl. Sorry, she really is imaginary.
She exists only in the minds of those that believe in her, like mine and
those of a few slightly psychotic obfuscates. If you feel the need to
believe in her, or if you already believed in her, but never quite knew
what she looked like, here she is. #2 Ticonderoga on some slightly more expensive Utrecht Two-Ply Bristol Medium (Vellum) Surface drawing paper (Or so says the cover sheet).
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Natalie
, as in Natalie Merchant formerly from 10,000 Maniacs, presently still
Natalie Merchant. #2 Ticonderoga on 20# computer paper |
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Ariel, a photograph of Me 'n my mermaid. This is the starboard side of
what I painted on my dresser. Unfortunately, this is a rather badly scanned
image. Acrylic house paint on wooden dresser |
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Kathleen, just this girl on
the internet who doesn't know me. #2 Ticonderoga on that Utrecht paper I mentioned earlier |