The Coke Conspiracy Revealed!

Just follow the bouncing syllogism:

  1. Virtually all commercial sodas contain caffeine.
  2. Caffeine is a diuretic (it makes you have to pee).
  3. Urinating when your body really doesn't need it makes you dehydrated.
  4. Dehydration makes you thirsty.
  5. When you're thirsty, you are more likely to drink SODA!

Embrace Orange Soda.

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