I am going to do a swan dive into a 4 foot pool from 20 feet!
I am working on a new law of averages, so that I can put myself on the same page as those crazy nuclear physicists. I am going to do a swan dive from a second story building into a 4 foot pool. The failure rate is calculated at .571, but that's assuming the water volume doesn't change during the dive. I believe I can safely risk my life because I'm only diving once. Now if I dive a few times, it might be a different outcome. Say a prayer!


Data has been collected after jump!
Alright, I survived the jump so I am going to write the data collected below:
1 jump = Eating 40 bananas in a 24 hour period
3 jumps = Drinking 8 liters of San Francisco rainwater
5 jumps = 86.3684949 Round trip flights from LAX to Johannesburg, SA
Please review calculations and make any data corrections where necessary.
Looks like you'd only get a
Looks like you'd only get a single one observation from this experiment.. too bad you won't be around to document it!
meet the dogs breakfast of radioactive isotopes
con'f forget to say ouch on the way down. lol.
dogs breakfast of dangerous radioactive isotopes.
earache my eye.
rofl
rofl
MSM says obama is monitoring the situation.
don't forget to say ouch on the way down. lol.
dogs breakfast of dangerous radioactive isotopes.
earache my eye.
Pray
Wish you luck
Good one. You made me laugh
Good one. You made me laugh