This will keep you up at night...
See http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/01/us/oregon-ocean-caffeine/index.html
Would you care for sand and foam with your latte, sir?
Professor Farnsworth
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See http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/01/us/oregon-ocean-caffeine/index.html
Would you care for sand and foam with your latte, sir?
Professor Farnsworth
I would not be the least
I would not be the least surprised if the caffeine is coming from coffee beans washed into the ocean by the march 1 tsunami in Japan. The beans probably came from one of the many warehouses that were swept away. Now the beans are soaking and leeching caffeine. Which accounts for the detection of caffeine and its presence in odd locations, but locations directly in the path of the currents that move from Japan to our shoreline.
Actually it will cause me to
Actually it will cause me to roll my eyes and shake my head in despair that we will ever be able to get the general public to understand the difference between "measurable" and "significant".
And while you're doing that...
... I will be doing the same thing, but it will be over the choices and priorities of our scientists and media!
Professor Farnsworth