What can make radiation monitor go crazy like this?
I just had the weirdest thing happen to me and my wife. I have a Radex 1503 counter that I bought mostly for fun measurements of rocks, etc, and for the unlikely event that there might ever be a nuclear accident near where I live. Recently I had a conversation with a friend from Japan about contamination in seafood and when doing some googling I came across reports that Korean seaweed and even Canadian salmon (which apparentaly migrates close to Japan) were being tested for contamination potentially resulting from the Fukushima incident.
Today I got 10 pounds of Alaskan sockeye salmon during a special deal at whole foods, and on the way home thought that it might be fun to see if there are even he slightest levels of radiation increase. So when I got home I put the counter on it and let it go through its measurement cycles. I took the counter off the salmon about ten minutes later, the counter registering normal background levels of 0.1-0.2 u Sv/ hour up until that point. Having confirmed my expectation that the salmon would be completely or at least immeasurably uncontaminated, I left the counter on the kitchen counter for a few minutes, having gotten distracted by some work stuff I needed to take care off. All of a sudden the counter started beeping (my wife alerted me to it) and measuring high levels of 9.99 uSv/hour (the maximum level) consistently. Clearly that had nothing to do with the salmon as it had been registering normal levels up until that point. However the counter continued registering these levels, fluctuating between 2.5 and 9.99 uSv/hour for about 10-15 minutes. At that point my wife and I decided to call the local police/fire department, be it just to hear their opinion. They deemed the situation was worth sending out a fire truck which arrived about ten minutes later. At that point my dosimeter was registering slightly lower levels on average, but was still fluctuating between 0.5 and 6 uSv/hour, definitely more than normal background levels. I greeted the firemen outside our house and explained the situation to them. They got out their own dosimeter (sensitive to gamma only, mine being sensitive to beta and gamma), and one of them went with me into the house for a minute measuring the levels. His dosimeter registered nothing unusual, so quite understandably they took off, probably thinking I'm some sort of crackpot. After they left I went back into the house and the device was again registering levels of 2.25 uSv/hour, or about twenty times above average. However the mean started getting lower. About twenty minutes later, the levels, measured in different parts of the house, where again at completely normal background levels, always around 0.1-0.2 uSv/hour.
To summarize, I'm somewhat embarassed yet very grateful to the fire department for coming out for this scare. The reason I'm posting here is to find out how it can be that a Geiger-Mueller counter from a respected company like this one can read such consistently wrong levels over such an extended measurement period?
Thanks in advance for any thoughts you might have.


Because it isn't wrong..
Because it isn't wrong. Your meter is probably working perfectly.
You may have just observed a perfectly normal cosmic ray shower. It happens normally. This is one of the reasons that cosmic rays are responsible for some 11% of our background radiation exposure.
If you leave your meter on; you'll see the same thing happen from time to time.
It's normal.
You have a basic
You have a basic misunderstanding of what is meant by 'cosmic ray shower', it is a shower of fast moving subatomic particles in the atmosphere due to a cosmic ray hitting the upper atmosphere and it lasts for a fraction of a second, look it up on the web.
WRONG!!!
I'm afraid it is YOU that has the misunderstanding of cosmic rays.
Evidently you didn't take your own advice and look up cosmic rays on the web; or you didn't understand what you read due to lack of scientific educations.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ray
Cosmic rays are energetic charged subatomic particles, originating in outer space.[1] They may produce secondary particles that penetrate the Earth's atmosphere and surface.
The flux of incoming cosmic rays at the upper atmosphere is dependent on the solar wind, the Earth's magnetic field, and the energy of the cosmic rays.
The solar wind decelerates the incoming particles and blocks some of the particles with energies below about 1 GeV. The amount of solar wind is not constant due to changes in solar activity. Thus, the level of the cosmic ray flux varies with solar activity.
Cosmic rays interacting with the atmosphere give us "showers" of sub-atomic particles, including neutrons Neutron activation is then responsible for much of the increased radiation readings. For example, it is neutrons from cosmic rays that give rise to the Carbon-14 and Tritium in our atmosphere. The decay of neutron activated materials can easily go on for several minutes or even longer.
NO - the basic misunderstanding and lack of scientific acumen is totally on your part.
Cosmic rays aren't going to
Cosmic rays aren't going to give an elevated reading for 10-15 minutes. They're always present and would have shown up when reading the salmon too.
WRONG!!!
Contrary to your ill-considered contention above, cosmic rays are NOT a constant background source. The cosmic ray bombardment of the Earth is stochastic and fluctuates.
You evidently have never recorded a cosmic ray shower on a nuclear detector.
The incidence of cosmic rays can suddenly rise and stay elevated for several minutes before they taper off.
For example, the Sun's surface can suddenly erupt to give rise to a "solar prominence" and that eruption produces a stream of charged particles which hit the Earth as part of a cosmic ray shower.
Solar prominences don't go on continuously; they are individual events and give rise to heightened cosmic ray readings for several minutes, just as the OP described.
Take an elementary course in astrophysics; because your knowledge of astrophysics and cosmic rays is bereft of a solid foundation.
A reference from the
A reference from the scientific literature is needed for your unusual claim of an order of magnitude increase in cosmic ray activity that lasts for several minutes at the Earth's surface.
Solar flares can last from minutes to hours, or even days...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2090784/Solar-flare-cause...
Solar flare happened at 11pm ET on Sunday; hailed by experts as 'special'
Radiation from Sunday's flare arrived at Earth an hour later and will probably continue through until Wednesday, experts say. Levels are considered strong but other storms have been more severe.
The flares reported above began on Sunday, and lasted to Wednesday.
It is ENTIRELY CONCEIVABLE for flares to last minutes to hours. As above, they can last for days.
What is the level of cosmic
What is the level of cosmic ray variation at the Earth's surface during such a solar flare?
Why didn't the firemen's
Why didn't the firemen's detector register your 'cosmic ray shower' too?
POOR READING COMPREHENSION, as per usual
Why didn't the firemen's detector register your 'cosmic ray shower' too?
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Because as stated above, the fireman's dosimeter responds only to gammas.
The principle daughters in a cosmic ray shower are not gammas, but charged particles like electrons and alphas.
It's a big mystery to you ONLY because you don't know your physics.
Instrument Calibration
Digital glitches
Digital bathroom scales, or indeed any digital metering equipment, fail from time to time. Sometimes the problem goes away with changing the battery. Sometimes digital equipment needs a power-off reset to perform reliably. Sometimes recallibration or factory service will remedy the meter.
Sometimes it is best to replace the suspected unit.
Meter Suspicion
NEVER trust a meter reading!
You wouldn't happen to have
You wouldn't happen to have granite countertops would you?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/24/garden/24granite.html?pagewanted=all
The detector head could maybe
The detector head could maybe have had a small but radioactively hot particle attached as you took the detector off the Salmon, eventually the particle dislodged and fell off the detector as you moved the detector around the house, that scenario seems to possibly fit your description of events. How long is the meter's measurement cycle? Is it similar to the length of time you left it before you noticed the levels were high?