Gotta Nuke Problem? Call the NRC (Nuclear Redaction & Coverup)!
Those of you out there who would have the minions of Our Glorious Empire testing our air, food, water and environment for nuclear contamination, on our behalf, should watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jycRtJCTc7M
Professor Farnsworth
Palisades Nuclear Generating Station
Now the plant has been shut down due to 'minor leak.'
"The Palisades nuclear power plant is shut down. Officials at the plant removed it from service due to what is being described as a "small leak" in the plant's safety injection and refueling water tank. That tank holds as much as 300-thousand gallons of water that is used remove heat from the reactor's core in the event of a coolant accident and to increase "shutdown safety margin." It's not known how long the troubled facility will remain out of service. Palisades has been ranked by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission as one of the four worst nuclear plants in the nation. "
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=NC-20120613...
Good news, everyone... NOT!
Lessee - that means that anyone downwind from a "troubled" NPP should also consider themselves "troubled"...
Professor Farnsworth
Palisades Nuclear Generating Station
Now the plant has been shut down due to 'minor leak.'
"The Palisades nuclear power plant is shut down. Officials at the plant removed it from service due to what is being described as a "small leak" in the plant's safety injection and refueling water tank. That tank holds as much as 300-thousand gallons of water that is used remove heat from the reactor's core in the event of a coolant accident and to increase "shutdown safety margin." It's not known how long the troubled facility will remain out of service. Palisades has been ranked by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission as one of the four worst nuclear plants in the nation. "
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=NC-20120613...