Farnsworth
Farnsworth,
Can't locate your post titled ... ~
'Where did all the nukepimps go?'
It may have been removed in the VERY recent SPAM Dump.
That was a LOT of SPAM.
Anyway, here are SOME extensive nukepimp efforts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiation_effects_from_Fukushima_Daiichi_nu...
IMHO
Where Have All The Nukepimps Gone? (by request!!)
Where have all the nukepimps gone,
Long time passing?
Where have all the nukepimps gone,
Long time ago?
Where have all the nukepimps gone,
Online shopping, everyone!
When will they ere return?
When will they ere return?
And thank you for the wiki link - I'm thinking of forming a musical group called "Associated Uncontrolled Events". It has a certain cachet, no?
Professor Farnsworth
Opus
Farns,
It may be your opus.
TTFN
My Personal Favorite (Santa or Satan, it all works)...
"Santa's Drones Are Coming To Town"
chorus 1:
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa's drones are coming to town
chorus 2:
He's made a kill list
Based upon lies
Gonna decide
Who lives and who dies
Santa's drones are coming to town
Santa's very busy
He has no time to play
He's got lots of noncombatants
To take out on Christmas Day
(chorus 1)
He sees you as a target
Of opportunity
He knows if you know anyone
With al Qaeda sympathy
(chorus 2)
He bombs you when you're sleeping
Or else when you're awake
He knows if you have relatives
Who've had more than they can take
(chorus 1)
It used to just be mistletoe
And boughs of sweet holly
But now it's Hellfire missiles, though
That he rains on you and me
(chorus 2)
For now it's just some Muslims
In some place far away
But it will be our Homeland soon
So get on your knees and pray
And, hold up our flag
Smile at the sky
Wave if you can
I'm telling you why
Santa's drones are coming to town
Terror Claus by Achmed
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/fqw2ac/stand-up-jeff-dunham--te...